The author of Billie Builds a RoboCorn isn’t just a father of two with a tight lower back that grows tighter every day…
…he’s also a former eighth grade Gauss Mathematics Competition 14th runner-up who can inconsistently handle simple tax math, as long as you don’t ask him to carry the 8 or the 9. He can manage only a 1 or 2, at best. 8s and 9s are SO HEAVY.
Not currently accepting new tax clients (this is for the best).
Existing clients: please know he apologizes and that, worst case scenario, you will likely get time served.
The author of Billie Builds a RoboCorn isn’t just a father of two with a tight lower back that grows tighter every day…
…he’s also a former eighth grade Gauss Mathematics Competition 14th runner-up who can inconsistently handle simple tax math, as long as you don’t ask him to carry the 8 or the 9. He can manage only a 1 or 2, at best. 8s and 9s are SO HEAVY.
Not currently accepting new tax clients (this is for the best).
Existing clients: please know he apologizes and that, worst case scenario, you will likely get time served.