JOSE DOES YOUR TAXES

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The author of Billie Builds a RoboCorn isn’t just a father of two with a tight lower back that grows tighter every day…

…he’s also a former eighth grade Gauss Mathematics Competition 14th runner-up who can inconsistently handle simple tax math, as long as you don’t ask him to carry the 8 or the 9. He can manage only a 1 or 2, at best. 8s and 9s are SO HEAVY.

Not currently accepting new tax clients (this is for the best).

Existing clients: please know he apologizes and that, worst case scenario, you will likely get time served.

Follow him on IG @jose.lourenco.writer


The author of Billie Builds a RoboCorn isn’t just a father of two with a tight lower back that grows tighter every day…

…he’s also a former eighth grade Gauss Mathematics Competition 14th runner-up who can inconsistently handle simple tax math, as long as you don’t ask him to carry the 8 or the 9. He can manage only a 1 or 2, at best. 8s and 9s are SO HEAVY.

Not currently accepting new tax clients (this is for the best).

Existing clients: please know he apologizes and that, worst case scenario, you will likely get time served.

Follow him on IG @jose.lourenco.writer