ROBOT HEART SCHEMATICS

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With these highly detailed schematics, even a novice can construct a fully functional robot heart out of various sproings and glunks. You’ll need access to a grandparent’s junk shed or any home’s most disorganized drawer, though. You will also need your own soldering iron and like 16 rolls of duct tape.

Oh! And a 9V battery. If you don’t see one when you’re fishing around in the drawer, just ask a neighbour if you can borrow one of their smoke detectors.

With these highly detailed schematics, even a novice can construct a fully functional robot heart out of various sproings and glunks. You’ll need access to a grandparent’s junk shed or any home’s most disorganized drawer, though. You will also need your own soldering iron and like 16 rolls of duct tape.

Oh! And a 9V battery. If you don’t see one when you’re fishing around in the drawer, just ask a neighbour if you can borrow one of their smoke detectors.